16 Great Quotes For Software Testers
Presented without further comment, in no particular order:
“The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.” – Author Unknown
“A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.” – James Thurber
“Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you are as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?” – Brian Kernighan
“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.” – Gerald M. Weinberg
“Testing is an infinite process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous in order to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous.” - James Bach
“When your car is about to go off a cliff, it’s a weird time to be thinking about gas mileage and drag coefficients; better to take the right control action—look out the window and steer or use the brake until you’re back on course.” – Michael Bolton
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” – W. C. Fields
“I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.” – John Peel
“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.” – Clifford Stoll
“It’s more important to have the right people involved than it is to follow the process exactly right.“ – Rex Black
“There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.” – Author Unknown
“There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.” – Jeremy S. Anderson
“Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.” – Carl Sagan
“The internet? That thing is still around?” – Homer Simpson
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adam
“Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.” – Robert A. Heinlein
“Have a great weekend everyone.” – Mike Brown
Awesome! This is going on the wall of my cube at work!
All quotes are Cool ! Thanks for sharing ..
“I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” — Vidiu Platon.
Good one Sumit! I’m saving that one for later
Nice quotes !
One from me :
“Discovering the unexpected is more important than confirming the known.”
I like it Pranav. I’m adding that one to my list!
I don’t often test…
…but when I do, I test on production.
A Fool with a Tool is Still a Fool
A couple that are on my whiteboard right now:
QA doesn’t like surprises.
I get paid to be picky.
I want everything to work.
Nice thoughts!!
All quotes on test are very nice!!10Q
Take one quote from me:
” IF THERE IS A TEST THERE IS SOME THING BEHIND WHICH
IS USUALLY FOR ITS CONSEQUENCE!!!”
_” WITHOUT TEST THERE IS NO SUCCESS AT ALL!!”
_”DON’T FEAR ANY TEST IN THIS WORLD EXCEPT THE TEST FROM ONLY
GOD& THE EVERY DAY TEST THAT COM ES FROM UR HEART ESPECIALLY WHILE U ARE ALONE!!!”
_IF U ARE NOT READY TO TEST “THE WORLD, SATAN ,&FLESH” THE ARE
ALREADY READY TO TEST U!! SO, HAVE A DREAM!!,IF U HAVE
A DREAM ,U CAN’T BE CARELESS !!, IF U CAN’T BE CARELESS, U CAN
OVER COME ANY TYPE OF TEST BOTH INTERNALLY OR
EXTERNALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1oQ ” MAY GOD BLESS U AS WELL AS SAVE U THROUGH HIS BELOVED SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
Don’t make a downpayment on a worry that you may never have.
If you don’t have time to do it right, how will you find time to do it over?
I can’t remember who said what but I’ve read them in various articles/blog and they stuck with me.
We rather confess our moral errors, faults, and crimes than our ignorance.
It is easy to lose important opportunities, and difficult to regain them; therefore when they present themselves it is the more necessary to make every effort to retain them.
source: http://aphorism4you.com/topic-wise-saying-page22.html
You make it,i break it !
A great nice collection of quote, I have listed some of these in the random quotes section on my blog
Great compilation, Mike…
Cheers,
Aman